We’re not gonna sugar coat this for you because you deserve the truth, and because it’d require extensive licensing, permits, and a commercial food prep space we just don’t have the capital for. About 100% of apparel representing bands, studios, comedians and the like, is made with almighty promotion as priority numero un. It’s made with a punchline in mind, with album art, or with a tour schedule on back. You may be empty inside, but to us you’ll never be some kind of walking mannequin made to do our bidding. You’re no fool. We just want whatever you buy from us to be your next big go-to. Because you feel like you look good in it.